"Laws similar to Murphys laws" joke

Every one's heard Of Murphy's Laws. Well here are some similiar ones:
Dixon's Law: When you're driving behind a slow moving vechile in a no pasing zone; that vehicle will always turn in the same direction at the same intersection you do...
Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug.
Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights; the greater the distance between gates.
Law of Goverment: The amount of time required to finish any project is equal to the amount of time already spent on it.
Law of Energy: Children have more energy after a hard day of play than they do after a good night's sleep.
One Last Thought... Murphy Was An Optimist!!!

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