"Lawyer Dad" joke

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
“My name is Billy. What’s yours? ” asked the first boy.
“Tommy, ” replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living? ” asked Billy.
Tommy replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer. ”
“Honest? ” asked Billy.
“No, just the regular kind”, replied Tommy.

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