"Lawyers:" joke

The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.How many lawyer jokes are there? Only three. The rest are true stories.How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator.What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honor.

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