"LeRoy" joke

A woman went to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her how many childen she had.
"I have ten", she answered.
"What are their names?" he asked.
"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy and LeRoy," she replied.
"All of them are named LeRoy?" he asked. "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
"That's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy' and they all come running in."
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" he asked.
"Then I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," answered the woman.
"But, what do you do if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy too," she said. "I just use their last name!"

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