"Learning information" joke

Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, `Mike, you wait here, I`m going to run in for confession, it`s been a long time`. Pat enters the confessional and says,` Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman`. The priest asks, `was it Mrs Murphy`? `no, Father`, was the reply.
`Was it Mrs O`Boyle`? Again the reply was `No, Father`.
`Was it Mrs. O`Grady`? Pat said, Father, I`ll not be teling you the lady`s name!
So the priest told him to say two Hail Mary`s for each time he had sinned with the woman. Back on the street, Mike said, `Well, how did you do`? Pat said, `Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects`!

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