"Leaving Work Early" joke
Three women working in the same office notice that their female boss has started to leave work early each day. One day, after the boss leaves, the women decide they would take off early too. After all, the boss never calls or returns, so how is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to be home early. She putters around the house, does a little gardening, watches a movie and goes to bed early.
The redhead is happy to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before going out to dinner with her boyfriend.
The blonde is also thrilled to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from the bedroom. Quietly opening the door a crack, she's horrified to see her husband is in bed with her BOSS. She gently closes the door and creeps back downstairs and out of the house.
The next day at work, the brunette and redhead are talking about leaving work early again. They ask the blonde if she wants to also.
"No way!" she exclaims. "Yesterday I nearly got caught!"
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