Thrilled Jokes

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"
"No, she's...who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave her some pills to help more...

A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in sex. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it's working.

So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband's Christmas dinner. That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she's running around thrilled and happy. "Oh, my God. I can't believe how well that worked," she thinks to herself. That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours. The next day, she's even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.

Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so Santa decides to give her a call. A little boy answers the phone. Santa says, "Little boy, is your mother home?"

"No, she's... who's this?" the little boy asks. "I'm a friend of your mother's and I gave more...

Three women working in the same office notice that their female boss has started to leave work early each day. One day, after the boss leaves, the women decide they would take off early too. After all, the boss never calls or returns, so how is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to be home early. She putters around the house, does a little gardening, watches a movie and goes to bed early.
The redhead is happy to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before going out to dinner with her boyfriend.
The blonde is also thrilled to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from the bedroom. Quietly opening the door a crack, she's horrified to see her husband is in bed with her BOSS. She gently closes the door and creeps back downstairs and out of the house.
The next day at work, the brunette and redhead are talking about leaving work early again. They ask the blonde if she wants to also.
"No way!" she exclaims. more...