"Left Me For The Milkman" joke
'You're looking miserable.'
'The wife's gone off with the milkman.'
'I'm sorry to hear that.'
'Yes. Now we'll be one batsman short on Sunday.'
Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy"."So why more...
Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."
your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation