"Letters to God -- Part 1" joke

The following are letters from children to GOD.

In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jane
I read the Bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Love, Alison
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Lucy
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
-Anita
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-Norma
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-Neil
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
-Jane
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
-Darla
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
-Denise