"Letters to God from children" joke

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? NormaDear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now? JaneDear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? NanDear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? NeilDear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. JoyceDear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. BruceDear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. DeniseDear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. SamDear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. RuthDear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. ElliottDear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. NanDear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. RobDear God, My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.Dear God, If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. MickeyDear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, DonnaDear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you
are God already. CharlesDear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! EugeneDear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. Larry

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