Nandear Jokes

- rolling in the deep ooohhhh
- nan please take the wheel chair out the bath

- move out the way i got a flame?
- nan put the ginger kid down

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? NormaDear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now? JaneDear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? NanDear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? NeilDear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. JoyceDear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am)Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. BruceDear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. DeniseDear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. SamDear God, I think the stapler is one of your more...

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD:Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - LarryDear GOD:If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - MickeyDear GOD:I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - NanDear GOD:In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - JaneDear GOD:I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, AlisonDear GOD:Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - LucyDear GOD:Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? AnitaDear GOD:Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD:Who draws the lines more...

Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God: Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - LarryDear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - MickeyDear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - NanDear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - JaneDear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, AlisonDear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - LucyDear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? AnitaDear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD: Who draws the more...