"Kid's letters to God...cute!" joke
Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God: Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? - JaneDear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - LarryDear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - MickeyDear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - NanDear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - JaneDear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. - Love, AlisonDear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - LucyDear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? AnitaDear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -NormaDear GOD: Who draws the lines around the countries? - NanDear GOD: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -NeilDear GOD: What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything. -JaneDear GOD: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - DarlaDear GOD: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - JoyceDear GOD: It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)Dear GOD: Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. Tom L. Dear GOD: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. BruceDear GOD: If we come back as something else, please don't let me be MaryHorton - because I hate her. - DeniseDear GOD: If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything You want, except my money or my chess set. - RaphaelDear GOD: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. - SamDear GOD: You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - DeanDear GOD: I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth M. Dear GOD: I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying - ElliottDear GOD: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best. - RobDear GOD: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - MarshaDear GOD: I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, ChrisDear GOD: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, DonnaDear GOD: The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - EddieDear GOD: I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are GOD already. - CharlesDear GOD: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene
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