"Rolling in the deep" joke

- rolling in the deep ooohhhh
- nan please take the wheel chair out the bath

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Knock knock
whose there?
willy
willy who?
willy he bang me harder?

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A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.
After a few miles, he asks the driver what the monkey is for.
The driver says "I'll show you," and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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zozo:that's so funny
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