"Rolling in the deep" joke

- rolling in the deep ooohhhh
- nan please take the wheel chair out the bath

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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zozo:that's so funny
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