"Fire" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

A cat and a mouse died and went to Heaven on the same day. Shortly after arriving, God met the mouse and asked, "How do you like it here so far?"
"It's wonderful," replied the mouse, "but it would be even better if I could have a pair of roller more...