Ginger Jokes

- move out the way i got a flame?
- nan put the ginger kid down

"Hello, Ginger!" Her brother called cheerily to his sister.
"Don`t call me Ginger!" she snapped furiously. "My hair is the color of gold."
"Yeah," he replied with a jeer, "twenty-two carrots!"

there was a brunette, a ginger and a blonde stranded on a island and they had to get across to the second island.
the brunette goes first but only managers a quatre of the way and comes back and says " that was to tiering"
so the ginger tried to get across but only managed a quatre of the way and comes back and says " that was to tiering"
then finally the blonde went and she managed to go all the way and came back and said " that was to tiering"

There was a blonde a brunette and a ginger stranded on an island with no food or water the only water there was, was the deep blue sea in front of them, after a week the ginger started to feel hungry and knowing the mainland was only 20 miles over the sea she decided to smim.So she swam and only managed to get 5 miles until she got eaten by a shark!
A week went on and the brunette started to feel alone even though the blonde was there she also felt very very thirsty and hungry so she decided to jump in and give it ago but only got 10 miles before she drowned and died.
So this leaves the blonde all alone on a stranded island with no food no water and nobody to talk to, so she thinks what have I got to lose its not as if anybody is counting on me so she jumps in the water she manged to get 15 MILES YES 15 MILES until she got tired and decided to swim back!!

How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom.

3. Look at womanly physique in mirror and stick out stomach so as to complain about how fat you're getting.

4. Turn on hot water only.

5. Get in the shower, once you've found it through all the steam.

6. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

7. Wash hair once with cucumber and lemon shampoo with 83 added vitamins.

8. Rinse hair. Condition your hair with cucumber and lemon conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.

9. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red and raw.

10. Try to wash entire rest of body with Ginger more...