"LifeSavers" joke
A teacher was working with a group of underpriviliged children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pinecones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of LifeSavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine.
"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored LifeSavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the children spat the LifeSaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit' em out, you guys, they're assholes!"
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