"Life is a roller coaster" joke

Life is a roller coaster.
You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.

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What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.
"Well, I went to the Amusement Park at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign by more...

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