"Lightbulb joke collection 49" joke

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest about the nuclear power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.

Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Q: How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer everything all black anyway.

Q: How many Evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 33. One to do it, 2 to bask in its glory, and 30 to take collections in the bulb's name.

Q: How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, and four to make T-shirts. And optionally, we may add one fraternity to start the "wet T-shirt" contest!

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.)

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective.