"Like Mother Like Daughter" joke
There were 3 girls in high school, they were all best friends and they're moms were all best friends as well, one mom was blonde, one mom was brunette, and the other had black hair.
So one night, the moms are all sitting around talking, and the Brunette says,' 'I found a cigarette butt in my daughters trash can, I can't believe she smokes.''
The mom with Black Hair looks over and says,' 'Well, I found a beer bottle in my daughters trashcan I can't believe she drinks.''
Then the blonde thinks for a moment and says,' 'I found a condom in my daughters bed, I can't believe she has a dick.''
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