"Lip Lock Predicament" joke

The dentist was sitting down to dinner when he received an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Witherspoon, explaining that his teenage son had gotten himself into quite a predicament.
"See, he was kissing and making out with his girlfriend," explained Mr. Witherspoon, "and when my wife and I got home from the movies, we found them stuck together."
"I'll be right over, Mr. Witherspoon," the dentist calmly said. "and don't worry. I have to unlock teenagers' braces quite often."
"Yes," Mr. Witherspoon whispered, "but from a intrauterine device?!?"

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