"Little Billy" joke
It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.' I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says,' What flavor is that?' The whole class answers' Mmmm, that's cherry.'' Very good,' the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape and they reply,' Mmm, that's grape.'
' Very good,' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says' OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.'
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells,' Spit' em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!'
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