"Little Bird (poem)" joke

Editor's note: It's only mildy amusing and may offend.. . Have fun!

I woke early one morning
The earth lay cool and still

When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill.

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,

That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,

It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,

Then gently shut the window
And crushed his damn head.

...............I'm NOT a morning person!