"Little Johnny At The Farm" joke

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm. When they came to the corral, Grandpa explained, "Now that there, Johnny, is a bull and a cow and he's serving her.
A little later they came to the horses, and again Grandpa explained, "That there is a stud and a mare, and he's serving her too.
That evening at supper, after everyone was seated and grace had been said, Grandma looked at Grandpa and said, "Will you please serve the turkey, dear?"
Johnny immediately jumped up and yelled, "If he does, I'm eating a 'burger!"

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