"Little Johnny's Fire Engine" joke

A man was walking through the park when he noticed Little Johnny, dressed in a fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It looked like the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large German Shepherd. As the man got closer, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly.
Smiling, the man said to Johnny, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there. You know, if you tied that rope around your dog's neck, I'll bet he would pull you faster."
"Yeah," replied Johnny, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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