"Little Johnnys Summer" joke

On the first day of a new school year the Teacher asked all of the students to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone something interesting from their Summer.
Little mary comes up to the front and says " My family and I took a long road trip and saw the grand canyon"
The teacher thanks Little Mary and after going through all the childrens stories she comes to little Johnny.
The teacher says "Now little Johnny anything interesting happen with you this summer?"
Little Johnny replies "Well my brother was over in Iraq and he got shot in the Ass"
The teacher replies "Now Johnny dont say Ass say rectum"
Johnny quickly replies "Rectum??? Fucking killed em'!"

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