"Locked Car" joke
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"Indian: "Dog no talk."Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"Dog: "Doin' alright."Indian: shows extreme look of shockCowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at Indian.Dog: "Yep"Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."Indian: shows look of disbeliefCowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"Indian: "Horse no talk."Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"Horse: "Cool."Indian: extreme look of shockCowboy: "Is this your owner? "pointing at Indian.Horse: "Yep."Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."Indian: shows total look of amazementCowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"Indian: "Sheep Lie!"
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