"Lohan: I haven't had a drink in a week" joke

"I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything," she says. "I'm not even legal to, so why would I? I don't drink when I go to clubs. I drink with my friends at home, but there's no need to. I feel better not drinking. It's more fun. I have Red Bull. Sometimes I put some vodka in it. I don't drink though. Occasionally I will have a shot of tequila when I'm doing coke. But I don't do coke. Sometimes I have a little coke when I've been doing heroin all day. Which makes it fortunate that I don't do heroin. Except during my menstrual period...and other days. Wow, that was a mouthful, I could use a drink. But I don't drink."

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