"Look of Plastic and Feel of Rubber" joke
A big-time executive walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was
studying, something in his hand. The executive leaned close as the drunk held
the object up to the light. "Well, it looks like plastic," the drunk said. Then
he rolled it around in his fingers and added, "And it feels like rubber."
Curious, the executive asked, "What do you have there?"
The drunk shook his head, "Damned if I know. It looks like plastic and feels
like rubber."
The executive said, "Let me take a look." He examined it, rolled it between his
fingers and said, "Yeah, you're right. It does look like plastic and feels like
rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"
The drunk replied, "Out of my nose."
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