"Looking For The Inn" joke

Three guys were visiting England and were told they had to go to a great old pub called The Cock Inn. Each of them went off in different directions and planned to meet back at 4:00.
Two of them arrived back on time, but there was no sign of Edward. Finally, at 4:30, he showed up with the clothes ripped off him and blood pouring from his head.
Shocked by his appearance, the other two asked Edward what had happened to him.
"While I was walking down the road," Edward explained, "I noticed a man and woman behind a bush. I stopped and asked them, 'How far is The Cock Inn?'"

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