"Looking Good" joke

A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. After finishing the first drink he looks it his breast pocket and orders another. He continues this behavior drink after drink each time looking in his breast pocket before ordering another.

Finally, curiosity overcome the bartender and he asks the man why he keeps doing that. The man replies, "It's quite simple, you see I keep a picture of my wife in this pocket and I'm not going home till she looks good!"

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