"Looking for a monkey wrench" joke

An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem." Hmmm... muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench." He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Offin the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman andseveral small black children playing in the yard. The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have MonkeyWrench?" "What?" She yells back." A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams." What?" "MONKEY WRENCH!!?... MONKEY WRENCH!!?" "Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"

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