"Looking sexy" joke
What can a girl put behind her ears to make her sexy?
Her knees.
A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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