"M.P" joke

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance.. .? Officer: M. P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir? Officer: Mental Problems