"Makes of Cars" joke
Dan was quite irritated when his blonde wife, Cindy, told him that a car had back into her's, damaging the fender, and she had failed to get the license number.
"Well, honey, what kind of car was it?" asked Dan.
"I don't know," confessed Cindy. "I've never been able to tell one make of car from another."
Hearing this, Dan decided the time had come for him to give Cindy a course in indentifying cars. For the next several days, whenever he and Cindy were out driving together, he made her identify each car they passed until he was satisfied that she could recognize every make.
Dan's course worked. A week later, Cindy bounded into Dan's office, beaming from ear to ear. "Darling, I just hit a Chevy," she announced.
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