"Making Cupcakes" joke
A little boy was watching TV with his mother and saw two bears making love. He quickly asked, "Mom, what are they doing?"
His mother was so stunned, she said, "Making cupcakes, honey."
He got up from the sofa to look out the window. He then looked in his neighbor's window and saw them making love. He quickly asked his mother, who was still sitting on the couch, "Mom, what are they doing?"
"Making cupcakes, honey," she replied.
The little boy turned around and asked, "Mom, did you and daddy make cupcakes on the couch last night?"
Stunned, his mother replied, "Why did you ask me that?"
"Because I licked all the frosting off the couch!" he happily replied.
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