"Male accordionist circumcision" joke

How does a male accordionist get a circumcision?

Plays the accordion with his pants down.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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