"Man' Help With Housework" joke
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.