"Man In Guinness for Being Hit by Car" joke

Matthew McKnight holds the Guinness record for "Greatest Distance Thrown in a Car Accident." He lived to tell about being thrown 118 feet by a car that hit him while traveling about 70 mph.

This record is probably safe unless Kate Moss gets hit by a speeding Hummer.

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