"Man With 12 Foot Dick" joke
A man with a 12 foot long dick goes to visit the doctor. He says, "Doctor, I'm taking a girl out tonight. It's my first ever date and I'm not sure what to do with my dick. Some people find it rather terrifying." The doctor looks at the man pensively and finally advises him to paint it red, white and blue and hang it around his neck like a scarf. The man thanks the doctor for his advice and leaves to prepare for his hot date at the cinema. Everything goes according to plan at the cinema and the couple begin to get amorous. Suddenly half way through the film the lights in the auditorium are switched on and a loud voice booms from the PA system: "Will the man with the red, white and blue scarf sitting on the back row please stop flicking ice cream over the other patrons."
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