"Man and Goat" joke

A man his dog and his goat got trapped on a deserted island after been ship recked. Days passed and the olny thing to eat on the island was peanuts.The man suddenly felt the urge for sex and had no one to turn to but the goat, every time he made an attempt towards the goat the dog would scare in off no one day a aeroplane crasched near by and he rushed over to the reckage to find a beautiful blond she was so greatful for life that she told the man you can have anything you want from me just name it, the man replied lady all i want you to do is hold that dog so that i can f@#* the goat

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