"Man and Socks" joke

by Tats

A man met his friend in a shopping centre. The friend had a look at his feet and asked, "Why are you wearing one red and one black sock"? The man paused for a moment then said, "I have married this stupid woman. She buys funny things. I have another pair like this at home".

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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The doorman at the club greets them and says,' Hey Dave, how ya more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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n:...a cold joke?
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SpoilerAlert:He calls his wife dumb but he can put the red and red together and same with black
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crazy_driver_78:must be a brittish joke. the misspelled word "centre"gives it away. what "colour" are those socks again?
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