"Manners" joke

There r 2 kids named Shutup & Trouble.
Trouble gets lost. Shutup went to a palice station. the officer said "Whats your name son" Shutup "Whats your name son" SHUTUP R U LOOKIN FOR TROUBLE "YES"

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No:THE REAL JOKE IS "Two kids walk in a Forrest one kid named Shut Up and one named Trouble . Shut Up lost Trouble. Then he went up to a police officer and said "i lost my friend" the police officer said "okay what's your name" SU:"Shut up" PO:" serious kid what's your name" SU: "Shut Up" PO: "are you looking for trouble" SU:"yeah have you seen him"
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No:AT THE END HE SAYS "YEAH HAVE YOU SEEN HIM"I SHOULD KNOW I MADE THE JOKE
Funny Joke? 3 vote(s). 33% are positive. 2 comment(s).