"Manners" joke
There r 2 kids named Shutup & Trouble.
Trouble gets lost. Shutup went to a palice station. the officer said "Whats your name son" Shutup "Whats your name son" SHUTUP R U LOOKIN FOR TROUBLE "YES"
Scientists have invented, at the cost of $75 million in research, a robot that repels eyeliner, lipstick & mascara.
You couldn't make it up!
As Mickey and Minnie were before the judge in divorce court, the judge looked at Mickey and said, "Listen here, Mr. Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie."
"But why not, Your Honor?" a stunned Mickey asked.
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As most young and weak kids are, Little Johnny was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out more...