"Man’s Discoveries" joke

The Man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT
The Woman Discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
The Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION
The Woman Discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP
The Man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS
The Woman Discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY
The Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD
The Woman Discovered FOOD and invented DIET
The Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE
The Woman Discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE
The Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY
The Woman Discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING
Thereafter Man has discovered and invented a lot of things. .....
While the Woman STUCK to shopping. .........