"Marines Vs ..." joke

A Marine guard was standing his post and an old Navy Chief comes up to him. The Chief starts talking to the Marine and goes on about how much better the Navy is compared to the Marine Corps.

The young Marine tells the old Chief that he had applied to the Navy but didn't meet the minimum requirements. The Chief laughed and asked the Marine why he didn't qualify.

The young Marine told the Chief that he didn't qualify for the Navy because his parents were married.

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