"Mark Cuban Insults Martin's Mom" joke
Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk.
Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.
Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she more...
ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!