"Mark Cuban Insults Martin's Mom" joke

Mark Cuban allegedly told Kenyon Martin's mom that her son is a punk.
Martin's mother retaliated by reminding him that he's the owner of the Mavericks.

Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she more...

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your mammmas so fat she saw a pool and thoughtit was a bath

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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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Your Momma is so poor, she saw a burning cigerette and started singing, clap your hands, and stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat!

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