"Marriage...!!?" joke

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
- John Heywood
• I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
- Sam Kinison
• It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
- Unknown
• A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
• I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
- Noel Coward
• Don't marry a girl who says that she has already been asked to marry half-a-dozen times. Five times she has been asked by her mother and father.
- Unknown