"Marriage and Death" joke

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER.
Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone -
in which the inscription read :HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST.

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