"Marriage proposal..." joke
by Bumblesquash
My girlfriend asked, "Do you want to get married?"
I said, "Sure."
She said, "Great, when?"
I said, "Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl."
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.
The headquarters in the US calls:"Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to comms for instructions."
He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the more...
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My mate Dave is serving a life sentence for something he didn't do.
He didn't wipe his fingerprints off the knife.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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