"Matches" joke
I was on a bus today when I felt a hand in my pocket. I turned to the owner of the hand and asked, "What are you doing?"
He said, "Looking for some matches."
I asked, "Why didn't you ask me for one?"
He said, "I don't talk to strangers."
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