"Materialistic Lawyer" joke
Wanting to show off his car to his colleagues, the successful, young lawyer parked his new Lexus in front of the office. As he was getting out of it, a truck passed too closely and tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately called 911 on his cell phone and summoned the police, who arrived within minutes.
Before the officer had the opportunity to ask any questions, the lawyer began ranting and raving hysterically. He had just picked up his new car that morning and said it would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
Shaking his head in total disbelief and disgust, the officer said to him, "It's unbelievable how materialistic you lawyers really are. You're so focused on your possessions, you haven't even noticed anything else."
"How could you possibly say such a thing?" the lawyer asked.
"Are you aware that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?" the officer replied. "It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"Oh my God," the lawyer screamed, "where's my Rolex!"
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